Friendzone? Okay, how about, ‘A gifted season of singleness where you step up to be a real man and discipline yourself and get a job and love Jesus and quit feeling so sorry for yourself that you’re using stupid terms like friendzone.’ Why don’t you get in that zone, bro.
Former atheist/agnostic, now a pastor and professional rambler. Have a B.A. in Psychology and M.Div from SEBTS. Both degrees negate each other, i.e. I'm still a dummy. Have a fifth degree black belt and I can eat five lbs. of steak in one sitting. A recovered porn addict, skeptical Christian, loves Jesus. I gave away half my salary in 2012 to fight human trafficking, and you can help. Have a mixed German shepherd named Rosco, have two toenails growing out of one toe, and I'm addicted to coffee, ginger ale, and tomato juice.
Christ Is King.